Artist: Tripod Album: About An Hour of Song In An Hour (2002) Title: Gospel According To Britney
Lyrics Gospel According To BritneyBritney Spears made a passing quote about heaven. Will and Adam wondered about the rest of her theological beliefs. With some Latino grooves, for good measure.
In the beginning
When there was nothing
God said "Let there be rock"
Then he changed his mind and came up with me
Bowp bow bow bowp
Then there was Moses
Turning sticks into snakes
Man, the drugs were good back then
If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea
Bowp bow bow bowp
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel
According to me
Then all this other stuff happened
I'm not clear on the facts
Some sort of exodus
Must be a road trip with a coming of age
David and Goliath,
Had some sort of romance, I think
In Soddom and Gomorrah
And they were turned into pillars of the community
Bowp bow bow bowp
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel According to me
Okay, time for the Latin stuff
Arrriba!
According to me
Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do
According to me
Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do
According to me
You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do
According to me
According to me
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel
According to me |