Lyrics Well Did You Evah?

Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah? What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!
Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
Well, did you evah? What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?