Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: N/A (0000) Title: Mash Up
Lyrics Mash UpSee, there was Ashley, She caught my eyes the very second that she past me I kissed her once then she started to harass me She called all night long I had to buy her a brand new phone and let me see
There was Melanie, To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me I mean dirty vocab. She used to talk like she was drunk
And after that there was Tiffany, The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin me? She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too God Damn smooth
And can't forget to mention Kerry But the situation quickly got scary Cuz after 2 dates she's like "let's get married" Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and move!
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Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out
I'll always remember Monica The Jewish chick she'd always get me gifts for Hanukkah To me the folks who tried to make me rock the yamakah But she looked so damn good she almost made my ass convert
And after that there was Lisa You know she had the twin sister Teresa I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza The greatest night of my life said the rock that killed two birds.
Remember Erica she had the stank-en-est breath in North America I know! I Tried to slip her Tic-Tacs but they were scared of her And when we made out I always had to plug my nose
And I suppose you know ya sista Chill! I swear my hand to God I only kissed her Got a foot fetish but she got a lot of blisters I mean hammer time beat you'd think she had that bug for toes
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out
Remember Katherine She talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin Blah blah blah I'm doing fine thanks for askin I even tried to make a muzzle but her mouth just would not quit
And oh shit, remember Shawna? I hate to bring her up again I didn't wanna That girl I talked about In "That's A Girl's Dog" song Yeah, the poster girl from Pac Sun Made me loose my grip
And oh shit and there was Crystal The meth head she used to sniff like a fist full One time she chased me down the street with a pistol She tried to say I took her stash she bugged out and tried to kill my ass
And at last we got Kimmy She went abroad came back and broke up with me And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me I cried for like 3 days and it was back to my evil ways
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out |