Artist: Hank Williams, Jr. Album: Old School New Rules (2012) Title: Three Day Trip
Lyrics Three Day TripI took a three day trip with a one day woman If you know what I'm talkin' about After 24 hours it was plain to see This weekend wasn't gonna work out She and I didn't have one thing in common And her favors weren't coming around I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe What the hell am I gonna do now?
Well Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner Lots of tequila and wine she drowned Now she's messed up, real good and drunk Stumbling and falling down So I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out And started snorin' loud so I went back down And took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun)
Now Saturday morning along about noon She calls room service, bring me some doubles Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark And this b*tch is having speech trouble Well fizzy dizzy this and wijy wajy that I thought God, please rescue me Another couple sat down, they ordered a round Now's my chance to go free
I'm on a three day trip with a one day woman If you know what I'm talkin' about After 24 hours it was plain to see This weekend really wasn't gonna work out She and I didn't have one thing in common And her favors weren't coming around I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe What the hell am I gonna do now?
So, this dude and my date get really sh*tfaced When his girl grabbed me to dance Looks like you and me are up the same tree So let's start our own romance Yea, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms This weekend started bad but we're really glad Cause the two we dumped are still in the barn
Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman Better learn what I'm talkin' about If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance Take a babe that you'd really get down So if you have any friend wanna line you up With a blind date take it from me Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go Forget about the harmony
Mucho bad decision Vamonos The senorita is borracho Oh God, am I the only guy this happens to?
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