Lyrics Mrs Leroy Brown

I've been in and out of every honky-tonk in town
And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that I turned down
Well you told me you'd be happy, found some babies on your knee
While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncin' free
Yeah

But I caught myself a blonde in a limousine
And believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner and a tv on the side
This baby is 60 feet long and 14 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car
Honey, ride inside the bar
Taken on back is a big ol' blonde I think she's a movie star
Bought a crackerback phoney-pony telephone that slings 'round and 'round
When she wakes up she'll know she met up with mad mrs. Leroy Brown

Well the smoke's so dog gone thick you can cut it with a knife
And the music's so loud you can hear the same line twice
Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo
Just drawed all your money out the bank today, honey, you don't have no mo'

Well I caught myself a blonde in a limousine
And believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner and a tv on the side
This baby is 60 feet long and 14 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car
Honey, ride inside the bar
Taken on back is a big ol' blonde I think she's a movie star
Bought a crackerback phoney-pony telephone that slings 'round and 'round
When she wakes up she'll know she met up with mad mrs. Leroy Brown

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