Lyrics The Waitress Song

There's something about a waitress
There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress that turns me on

There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
Something about a waitress that turns me on

she brings a booster seat to my son
keeps a pencil behind her bun
and she says, "How do you like your eggs?"

she brings a booster seat to my son
sometimes she calls me 'Hon'
and she says "How do you like your eggs?"

There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
Something about a waitress that ooh turns me on

Say polyester (polyester!)
polyester (polyester!)
brown and gold (brown and gold!)
polyester (polyester!)
say Courtney Love (Courtney Love!)
say Courtney Love (Courtney Love!)
just because (just because!)
she's Courtney Love

There's something about a waitress
There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress that ooh turns me on